"If you’re dating a girl who doesn’t like Star Wars puns, you’re looking for love in Alderaan places…"😂🙌👌💋❤️
Geek art, and that’s okay!
Morticia Addams realness
Women don’t understand how much getting selfies can cheer a man up, not even nudes, just seeing your pretty ass face does the job sometimes and can cheer a nigga up
That last line is basically how I sext people.
"I was supposed to be a Mexican, then came Manifest Destiny and I became Mexican American, then came the Census Bureau and I became Hispanic, then came that white woman and I became a spic, then came that one Ethnic Studies class and I became Chicano, then came Cherríe Moraga and I became Xicano. In the end, it’s just me and my unsolicited opinion."
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it